Notes

Essays, ideas, updates, and other scribbles.

February 5, 2026

How to take a break.

Illustration of tired dog for How to Take a Break

So, you’re burnt out and need a few days off. Just think of all the things you can get done in that time!

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February 5, 2026

4 things to expect from every self-help book you’ll ever read.

Illustration of self-help book for 4 Things to Expect

I mean, besides immediate, magical life-transformation, of course.

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February 5, 2026

How to brag about how busy you are.

Illustration of busy cat for How to Brag About Being Busy

Tactics to help others see that you are worthwhile to society and as a human.

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February 5, 2026

How to host your parents successfully.

Illustration of parents visiting for How to Host Your Parents

Note: They will make a joke about reviewing your place on Yelp.

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